She's not going to execute the husband that can't do his job?
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2026
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I guess she's going to have to get a dog to keep her company.
I bet she killed that puppy because it couldn't 'perform' on command
She can kill a puppy, but she can't kill Bryon's dream of becoming a ditz and having hilariously massive milkers.
I wonder if the divorce is a result of her killing enough of their dogs to finally call it quits.
Luke 16:18 “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery."
Sounds like she's in the clear then, doesn't say anything about a woman
I only heard about this yesterday when another team at bar trivia named themselves "Kristi Noemore Husband"
Didn't she fuck half her staff in the few months she was in office?
Some seem to think so. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/ice-barbie-embarrassing-item-triggered-031520341.html
That's interesting. I'd heard about the blanket, but I didn't know about the mystery bag. There's something to ask about when she gets dragged in front of the Tribunal. What was in the bag?
I propose, that we, as the collective left, adopt Bryon and support them through their transition by crowdfunding them the most massive, hilariously big bazongas they could ever dream of.
Oh yeah baby, Kristi is back on the market! How YOU doin’?
I don't care unless it's a prison cell for life or a firing squad.
They're all coked out of their minds.
Ok.