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[–] Dragonfruit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

probably healthier than pissy titties and soap drinking

[–] NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd rather piss soap and drink titties

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh god that would burn so badly.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It would make sounding easier to keep sterile.

Nothing wrong with pissing on titties just make sure to drink lots of liquids and stay away from asparagus.

[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

People are definitely becoming more prudish, I remember when sex positivity was becoming a thing.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Seriously, though, Gen Z and Gen Alpha seem to be SUPER prudish and into sex shaming compared to millennials.

Often even moreso than boomers and other really old people.

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Gen X forgotten. For reference I’m a millennial

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Best generation yet again.

Hollow victory though. :/

[–] begrudgedcarfolk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's "Tiddies", get it right you fascist

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's Ta-tas, you bourgeoisie scumbag

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's funbags, you big meanie!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're bonkers, it's clearly honkers!

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

They’re boobs, you boob!

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like the kids graduating high school are extremely prudish (I've got a grade 12 kid and they police the shit out of stuff)

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Christofascism at work.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Some of us call that "curating our algorithm"

[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I don’t think it’s prudish to find these memes embarrassingly immature. The first couple were fine, but now it just feels like a bunch of teenage boys snickering because boobs funny

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wait until it comes out the other side of the comedy curve.

It was funny. Then it was overdone and is boring/cringe. Soon it will be really overdone and become funny again.

Like a properly overbaked meme should be

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

something something amogus

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey, just because I gotta grow old doesn't mean I have to grow up.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

"You're only as old as you feel!" - Grandpa, age 13 (post dick-joke) while Grandma, age 14, smirks.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, and I am on here a lot and somehow missed what the hell all this is referring to.

[–] duckCityComplex@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I haven't seen any of these soapy memes everyone is complaining about.

I mean, I haven't gone looking for them, but I haven't seen a single one.

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I’m 33 and gay and appreciate the memes.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 days ago

Can’t a person just enjoy their cocoa pebbles without all these soapy tiddy piss nurses

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Is that a problem?

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

I’ll drink piss, just not mine