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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 28 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They stole it because an original meme was too expensive.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hand woven memes?! What are we, millionaires?

[–] klu9@piefed.social 1 points 4 weeks ago

What can a hand-woven meme cost? $10?

[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The same image, twice on the Internet?! My mind! It has been blown!

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Almost like the point of memes is to be shared by the populace right?

[–] crandall@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago

How did you know :fry:

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If you want to pick up girls, try eating a whole pineapple. Just hold it in one hand and bite through the armor plating. Girls love that

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

You just gave a manosphere YouTuber an entire episode of an idea. I hope you’re happy with yourself.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Can anyone explain why women don't care about RAM prices? I don't get the joke.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

"wtf why does he want to buy a ram?" 🐏

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Because he's so smart and charming and knowledgeable about the issues that matter, so she's completely enraptured by him.

Just the other day I was explaining how when you buy a 2 metre HDMI cable it tends to be only 1.8 metres long, because it's likely based on a historical measurement of "six feet", and basically all the women nearby were completely seduced and pretty much wanted to marry me on the spot.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, that must be my problem! All I ever tell them about is how DisplayPort 2.1 is good for future-proofing but 1.4 is probably good enough for most uses at this point in time, and how I hope it someday replaces HDMI as the default standard.

Didn't realize chicks only go crazy for HDMI specs...

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It might also depend on the specific women involved.

Displayport fangirls are out there, mate. You just need to find them.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah yeah, I know they're not a monolith. The thing is, "out there" doesn't help me. People say "DisplayPort women exist," but any time I take a look around all I see is everybody flaunting their HDMI knowledge, and no matter how many times I bring up DisplayPort, I get no bites! Not even a nibble!

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 points 4 weeks ago

Try and find somewhere with a video wall, made up of multiple screens - perhaps some sort of trade expo, shopping centre (mall), public 'big screen' or an art gallery.

Those looking at the front of the screen, where the image goes, those are your HDMI girls. Those looking at the back of the screen, seeing how it's powered, connected, wired up etc, those are your displayport girls.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I'm hard and wet at the same time and I'm not even sure how.

[–] echo@lemmy.today 9 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Why the fuck would she be smiling?

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Perhaps she owns a shitload of stock in the RAM and AI companies, is making mega bank off of this shituation, and is delighted to be reminded of it? Or maybe she's just super high. Who knows!

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Oooh, RAM, not Ram. I was wondering why anyone would want to talk about American pickup prices.

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Some sort of psychological disorder? I’ll bet she takes him home to add to her skin collection.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

God I wish that was me

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Because the flirting is working?

Like a male bird showing off an ornate and colorful tail to attract a mate, the male nerd demonstrates his earning potential by being excessively nerdy.

People around here acting like being a nerd doesn't attract women.

[–] echo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago

People around here acting like being a nerd doesn’t attract women.

acting?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

She laughing at the guy's fashion choice of wearing more pants on his torso than his legs?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you another iteration of the Reddit repost bot with a dozen alt accounts?

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

It is probably a person who has a Reddit account and reposts memes they like from there so Lemmy has more content.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds the shitty excuse he uses himself... Sus.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You sound like many other commenters in this thread. Do they happen to all be you in a trenchcoat?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] time2lose@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

Your other recent comment shows this to be a lie. We have no need for lying operators of repost accounts here. Be honest.

[–] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

I got a 32gb stick of ddr4 3200mhz, laptop RAM, for about 200 USD, it's used from Taiwan....

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 1 points 4 weeks ago

The girl is cute though