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I wanted a 2000s/ASCII-era vibe sign to put up when I have extra bread to give away, and my wife came through in spades

I like it a lot, gonna tile it onto four pages and call it a day

Edit: I completed it with a small handwritten note at the bottom:

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Word Art is back!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Only thing I can think to make it better would be a paper clip with googly eyes.

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm gonna print clippy off and put him on there, that's such a good idea

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It looks like you're trying to make an 00s throwback joke. Can I help you with that?

=P

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯ maybe

[–] RSDeezNuts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And a disclaimer about how AI was not used to make it

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Sarcasm?

The design is intended to signal an absolute rejection of AI just through aesthetics

[–] skaffi@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago

Oof, I actually made some Clippy fanart not too long ago! And I also made a cooler, more suave version, portraying what Clippy would have looked like, if he had been a free and open source paperclip instead. I'll see if I can find it when I get home!

[–] the_q@piefed.social 122 points 2 days ago (31 children)
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[–] solitaire404@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does your wife take requests?

A loaf of sourdough with cheddar and jalapeno please.

I already have a bake at work, but I will gladly be fat for bread. If bread was good enough for our ancestors, its good enough for me damnt!

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Excuse me, I am the baker.

She is the finishing graphic designer

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But who is the candlestick maker?

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Is that a joke I'm not privy to?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

In retrospect 'finishing graphic designer' was not a suitable euphamism for butcher.

I was thinking of a nursery rhyme. Jack Sprat perhaps. "The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker."

[–] solitaire404@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago

Apologies.

Thank you for brining joy to the world

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Sourdough with a jalapeño cheddar cream cheese filling would be even better! Kind of like how the Asian bakeries do it. So creamy and delicious.

[–] solitaire404@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

You have enlightened me.

Praise be to the bread Gods.

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

OMG finally the best video on the internet is CONTEXTUALLY RELEVANT

https://youtu.be/GQw-aEk05qY

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How have I never seen that!?

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago
[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago

I have waited ten years for this moment a single drop of tear

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Wait. Free sourdough bread? Where!?

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"2000s" != "ASCII-era". But cool regardless.

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, I included that in my guidance to influence the overall vibe, not be chronologically precise

Also, I've always known stuff like this ¯_(ツ)_/¯ as ASCII characters and the more complicated pictures as ASCII art. So they were two separate, but related topics that I hoped she would synthesize

And boy did she

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

Also, this specific example isn't ASCII art, it's some other encoding which I forgot the name of, Japanese characters, variable width (in bytes). Common for it to be drawn using Arial or a metric compatible font rather than any monospace.

Note that "ASCII" art also refers to 8-bit extensions of the encoding, where "oldskool ASCII art" means strictly the actual 7-bit set. Not to be confused with ANSI art, which is the same as ASCII but with ANSI control characters, like for changing color.

"text art" is what I usually call everything combined, including art on the Commodore systems, only very recently made possible with Unicode officially. Anyways, I don't really see any of it on the image...

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Your wife seems like she's a badass

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Awesome!

What does that mean?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ha ha, nothing but basking in the fact that you've been chosen.

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[–] Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That just revived some arcane knowledge I had forgotten.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pypV-JPU1k

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That was so good and so bad

[–] Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 hours ago

I said arcane for a reason and it's definitely not because it's magic.

[–] XaviKohlrabi@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

graphic design is clearly her passion

[–] EvenOdds@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] renormalizer@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

The "I only put out bread the day it's baked" is Comic Sans, isn't it?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The evil truth of sourdough is that it takes about the same amount of time and effort to make four loaves as it does to make one.

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Exactly, the only limiting factors are the size of my oven, refrigerator, and how often my wife will tolerate the house being hot as balls

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

This would make me want to come more often tbh

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] Coupable@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

It's like a visual representation of the average persons William Shatner impression

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Quality meme skills. I'd say marry her, but you already did.

Microsoft Word '97, huh? I liked that one. You knew where you stood with Microsoft Word '97.

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