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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 minutes ago

This looks like it's not enough cream or deep enough. Is a bigger injector going to get sloppy seconds?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago
[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 28 minutes ago

I wish I was an eclair 😩

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

This is fine as long as it’s not that slimey super-suger-saturated cum cream that some places like to use. The Boston Cream is okay, but whenever that other shit is makes me want to gag with with disgustingly sweet and slimey it is.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Custard yes. Whip cream, get that shit out of here.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 2 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)

Same thing with frosting. I don't want that fondant BS. if I wanted something that looked nice but couldn't eat, I'd get an ornament.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 23 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

Everything fondant is used for would be better served by using modeling chocolate. Harder to work with, but at least it also tastes good. Hell, regular ol' sugar+water frosting is better tasting.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 29 minutes ago

Whipped cream is alright if you're literally sending it out within the minute it was filled, but that's not how bakeries work. At least, not bakeries I could afford

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 2 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

Nailed it lol

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

NGL I'm a sucker for an eclair.

Got me feeling a certain kinda way.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Honestly my favorite donut choice

[–] gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Now I’m both hungry AND thirsty. T_T

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Two generations of gooners now believe that the batter injects directly into the pastry.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 minutes ago

You've never seen an absolutely wrecked cream hole?

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 56 minutes ago

Is that a filling machine?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I thought they bake the cake around the filling?

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Not all fillings can be baked, whipped cream for example is injected after baking

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago