I wish she’d take a dump on my chest.
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2026
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I'm sure there's plenty of ladies in hell who can do that for you
IT WAS YOU
Cool picture! Has anyone noticed that all Rorschach tests also look a hot woman walking a man on a leash? What a weird coincidence!
I want a hot woman to walk me on a leash 😥
Weird! They all look like my dad beating me when I see them.
What kind ot tests are you two given? All tests I've been given just have these strange blotches. I think my doctor's printer is broken...
We’re joking around lmao
Wild how everyone is so nonchalant about this. They must see her walking her man all the time.
its city life, some people will stare at them but only like 1:10,000 would bother them. And then i guess more likely asking to join in as another dog instead of trying to stop them.
Or people are too busy with their lives to care 🤷♂️
Not gonna lie, I don't wanna deal with stuff. Unless they're actively bothering me then I'm gonna leave it alone. For all I know someone is recording and gonna put my reaction online or some shit.
Also like, not my business, not my problem
Someone will ask "Why are you learning korean?" And from now on this image will pop in my head.
What happens in the 노래방 stays in the 노래방.
So messed up, I want you here
In my room, I want you here
And now we're going to be face to face
Follow your dreams! ...i guess
Hopefully he gets something for his troubles.
Wdym? He’s getting something right there in the picture
Someone lost a bet.
... Won a bet
Both are neccessarily true for all kinds of bets, to be fair
aw that's cute
mommy please!