I can't believe nobody's said "my dick" yet. So I'll go with that/procrasturbating.
Also, I don't drain or soak up fat from meat I cook that goes into soup. That grease is what makes you keep licking your lips for hours after the meal is gone.
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most everything i like is something I'd never recommend to anyone.
also why popular and easily accessible stuff is boring to me and I don't really take much interest in it. I try it, but it just has no staying power with me.
also why when people ask me what my 'favorite x is' I just don't respond, because it will be better to not respond than to tell them what I really think, which will be something they have never heard of and they will get put off by that.
films for me.
San's Soleil, Andrei Rublev, The Holy Mountain
Paying attention.
TTRPGs. I enjoy the socialising and the tactical play, but some people find it like taking a recreational maths test.
The Neverending Story novel, cause the ones you read are safe.
That's the one printed in red and blue, isn't it?
Red and green, but it's hard to read the green in that version.
Final Fantasy XIV. I have so much love for the game and it's really fun to have a huge sandbox to fly around and there's so much to do. Plus it's really casual-oriented so it can be as chill as the mood calls. But it's a VERY story-oriented game and it takes a damn long time for the story to really take of. It's really hard to sell a game where you need to put in 80 hours before the story gets good
thinking. I mean people here may be different but even people I know who have been technically competent are more and more not having the patience to do things in a safe way. I mean I can't complain completely. I use easy linux distros and don't have the patience to use one with more configuration needed. on the other hand if the easier methods did not exist I would so its more an unnecessary thing. which is I think the thing I am seeing with other folks. they just rather roll over and do the easy phone thing as the provider dictates.