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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Creative but still a terrible person to insult children to their faces.

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[–] YragNitram1956@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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This sounds exactly like episodes an old friend used to through before working out her bipolar meds.

[–] rozodru@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago

shit my sister could have saved a lot of money if that's all she had to do.

She's an elementary school principal...she can't stand kids.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Y'all actin' like there's a better way to teach kids how to deal with weirdo racist sub teachers

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Could potentially be, except racial slurs still bad.

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