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"Has no friends", I'd be furious if it wasn't true...
ITT: lemmy the billionaire hating hard working communists check their billionaire money giving app for a bit of cheeky fun based on all the money they’ve given them
I have to say, this was an accurate and non-offensive assent of my spending habits.
Of course, that was just what they felt comfortable sharing, I know I've made purchases through Amazon they could have called me out on.
Mine said I need to buy things to figure out who I was. I've boycotted them since 2022 and I was pretty bought into the Alexa ecosystem with my house's lights and entertainment.
I logged into my amazon account. It's been 15 years or more since I used it. Here's what it has on me:

Here's how to check yours.
Look inside.
Article does not contain instructions on how to check yours.
I’m shocked that Amazon or any business would guess what I like based off my shipping history. SHOCKED!!!!!!
Edit: holy shit I gave this garbage a scan and bit I’m happy I did.
‘It contained, to her horror, a “page of assumptions that Amazon has made about me based on my purchases and I’m literally speechless.”’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a moron subject for a nerds first horror story 🤣
Nerds not liking accurate descriptions of their lives 🤣.