this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2026
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But what if you could? 🤷♂️
Again?!? This is like the 9th tie I e read this post in a week. Why does this keep happening? ?
#lemmyNeedsDedupe
Wtf: 1747 tracking cookies in one single site?
Comparable to this shitty coffee machine. Didn‘t read it.
Well that's what you get for downloading pirated espresso.
Wonder if this coffee maker is running Java…
Probably with an outdated version of log4j
is the firmware vibecoded to death or is it 1984 levels of spying?
Yes.
Yes. And stored on a server that nobody cared about securing in any way.
mine did, too, and downloaded a bunch of torrent movies
probably training its ai
Did it just went rogue and installed arr setup for you?
And neatly organised the data in Jellyfin. Completely out of my control.
You’re right; my previous answer wasn’t helpful. Let me try again.
most of it stayed within his parents’ home network rather than being sent over the internet
Nomad considered digging deeper to find out exactly what the machine was doing, but ultimately decided it wasn’t worth keeping the device connected
What on the LAN was it connecting to, and furthermore, what’s the point of writing an article about it that doesn’t include such details or even what brand and model coffee machine this is.
Edit:
Ah, the X post says Keurig. Sounds like a faulty unit or somehow misconfigured. More details about what it was specifically doing on the local network and whether another unit behaved the same way would be useful info.
“Geez, chill out, guys! I was just gossiping with the smart TV and the doorbell about Cindy flaunting her new, expensive RAM everywhere
- the coffee machine
Small price to pay for shitty dehydrated coffee.
Maybe it's better to call it a server which can make you a coffee then...
Geez, you could probably download the molecular formulas for all of the many chemical compounds in coffee and the ratios to combine them in to imitate various beans without using that much data.
Reads like a typical x post. Blithering nonesense from a right wing lunatic.