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Guinea pigs are manmade creatures, they're bred from South American cavies. I saw someone once frame this exact thought as "Lions aren't brave, they're giant predators with powerful muscles, sharp claws and fierce teeth. Guinea pigs are brave, a guinea pig is a 2 pound meat potato with no offensive capabilities that will scream at a human if his lettuce is too wilty."

And a "meat potato" is almost precisely what they are, they're initially raised for food.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Tigers are real fucking scary and still humans went into the forest with pointy sticks to hunt them down. Humans doesn't afraid of anything.

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 4 points 2 hours ago

Half the humans on this site are scared of everything.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

They can't even synthesize their own Vitamin C.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 hours ago

Girl, we can't either 😭😭😭

I know the feeling. salts and peppers a raw lemon

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

There are more guinea pigs than tigers in the world.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This is where I can share what I learned in my ecology classes! There's a concept called the ecological pyramid. The base comprises the primary producers, that is, plants which produce biomass with solar energy through photosynthesis. The next trophic level is the primary consumers, that is, herbivores that eat plant biomass. It's a pyramid shape because the rule of thumb is that only about 10% of the original solar energy makes it up to the next trophic level.

Guinea pigs are primary consumers. Tigers are secondary or tertiary consumers, eating animals which eat plants, or even animals which eat other organisms which eat plants. Only about 1% of the original solar energy in the plants eaten by the animals the tigers ate goes into making new tiger biomass, compared to 10% of the energy from the plants going into making new guinea pig. And since tigers are much, much bigger, there have to be a lot fewer of them.

A tiger's size gives it a big enough hunting advantage that, well, the world has tigers in it, but necessarily limits the numbers of the tiger population.

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 1 points 2 hours ago

The next step is asking what the natural environmental limits on the human population are, but don't worry, we'll find out.

[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

In Peru they are a food staple... So not totally useless.

[–] rbb36@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

Being delicious food is a competitive advantage; just ask fruit. Domesticated farm animals in general are really nice. I grew up in a time and place of family farms, where animals were given a good life from people who cared, before becoming delicious food.

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

And Ecuador.

[–] TTimo@piefed.social 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Tastes like fish, it's weird.

[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Fish? Thats wild, I wouldn't have expected that!

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I tried it once in Ecuador. It reminded of dark meat from a rotisserie chicken. Maybe it's how you prepare it? My father can take the best cut of meat and make it the consistency of shoe leather.

[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

HAHA reminds me of my mom, I swear she can burn boiling water :)

But I bet is all in the prep and the diet of the GP. Ever eaten grass fed beef from calf to slaughter vs grass "finished". Its night and day, I can see why grass fed is so expensive.

And I love dark meat on chicken, hope to be able to try it someday!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 25 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

If guinea pigs had no advantages, they wouldn't have survived.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago

Domesticated ones only survive because of humans, so they're advantage is being a good meat sack?

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] phar@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It is if it keeps you hidden from predators and keeps your species alive

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

From an existence pov, sure. But man that does suck

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 4 points 6 hours ago

Good senses and quick scuttly feet and little wormy bodies that fit in tiny holes though.

[–] fpslem@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Don't underestimate cuteness as an advantage.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 9 points 9 hours ago

Guinea pigs were God's guinea pigs.