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Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.
And everybody clapped.
whispered
pay attention
Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.
It's a table covered in actual chilli
The servers dont actually come to your table to bother you, the kitchen staff just throw the food directly from the kitchen onto your table
Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.
Pshh, you have to imagine? I've lived it buddy.
The chair isn’t stuck to the floor.
Would make more sense if you asked for a table for 4 then no?
Sounds like a linkedin lunatic
Sounds like a manosphere influencer.
LunkedIn
He also got the "2 can dine for ~~$10.99~~ $25.99" and ate it all.
-price reflects adjustment for inflation.
And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€
"...sir."
How you know it's fake. No one calls a human in a Chili's "Sir."
Ah. See. Usually it's my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.
I'm no longer allowed at outback.
I thought Outback had “no rules”?!
You're thinking of out back behind Outback which has no rules.
Bloomin’ onion, indeed.
They lie.