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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nothing makes money more then money

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Capitalism!

God, the whole concept is just gross

Gross? I find it beautiful how you can ignore the entire capitalist system after you have enough capital.

[–] likebudda@reddthat.com 11 points 6 days ago

The investor class has been hoovering up all of the money, if you don't have money to invest in the stock market and are relying on wages alone then inflation is destroying your wealth. The US stock market is highly dependent on a few really shaky AI companies but it's also going to be the most resilient if/when everything goes south for everyone. Good luck everyone!

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago
[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

Usury used to be illegal, and IIRC, it is in some Muslim countries. But banks and such.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Ive taken to just buying stuff if I can. Because stuff has actual value, and our money value is dropping like a rock. But real things especially in the technoligarch avian intelligence future, will be worth a lot more.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

In these trying times, I've come to enjoy stealing!

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 57 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's nearly always been the way to make money.

Look up most of the mega rich people now, even the "self-made" ones and you'll find 99/100 of them came from money.

The other way is luck. Be in the right place at the right time with the right skills to take opportunity's hand... and pull the ladder up behind you so nobody else can follow.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thats the bullshit with capitalism. The folks who started it and got in early won. The late joiners are fucked. Its a stupid ass system.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Like any other pyramid scheme, to be honest...

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I would also be a self made millionaire had i been born with a million dollars.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Any wealth I have was based on luck in real estate. Wasn’t even a skill I had, most of my down payment was an overage payment of student loans and the California lawsuit of the automotive industry in 2007-2008. Got paid out 2-3k from that alone

[–] searabbit@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

It's true. And any rich person that tells you otherwise is lying (potentially to themselves). This is why I am a big fan of Gary Stevenson who came from a working class background, got rich, and is now actively working his butt off trying to extend the ladder down to the rest of us. I recommend everyone read his book The Trading Game.

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Cash Rules Everything Around Me" for anyone else who, like me, had no idea what the title acronym stood for.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought it meant "In a white room, with black CuRtains, dEvAstatioM"

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Misheard lyrics, but better ones.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What are the real lyrics? I was going off of memory so it's more likely I was mishearing the mental playback in my head from probably over a decade ago when the last time I heard that song

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

(The Line breaks mean you pause as you recite the lyrics. This creates the proper cadence for the song)

In a white room

with Black curtains

At the Station

Black roof country

No gold pavements

Tired Starlings

Sliver Horses

ran down moonbeams

On your dark eyes

Dawn light smiles

On your leaving

My contentment

I'll wait

in this place

Where the sun

never shines

I wait

in this place

Where

The shadows

Run

From themselves

You said no strings

could secure you

at the station

Platform ticket,

restless diesels,

goodbye windows

I walked into,

such a sad time,

at the station

As I walked out,

felt my own need,

just beginning

I'll wait

in the queue

When the trains

Come back,

Lie with you

Where

The shadows

Run

From themselves

At the party,

She was kindness

In the hard crowd

Consolation

for the old wound

now forgotten

Yellow tigers

crouched in jungles

in her dark eyes

Now gets morning,

goodbye windows,

tired starlings

I'll sleep

in this place

with the

lonely crowd

Lie in the dark,

Where

The shadows

Run

From themselves

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, the word devastation really isn't in it... my bad then

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's ok. I knew where the mistake was. Besides, given the metaphoric underpinnings of the lyrics, It actually was more on the nose, given that the song is about the Vapid afterglow of 1960s post party scene where everyone is getting on the tube to go home and half are hungover, most everyone is exhausted and some are just coming down after experimenting on psychedelia. That kind of human wreckage cloud certainly be described that way. 😄

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Dolla dolla bills, yall

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

dolla dolla bill y'all

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Absolutely, if I had 2 million dollars (which if you ask me isn't that crazy anymore) and put it all into simple things like CD's at 4% for 1 year i would make $150k a year which I could just live off. After all taxes I would still walk away with more than I currently make yearly.

Now how do I get my hands on that? Anyone know anyone?

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 6 points 6 days ago

Have you tried asking your parents for money?

[–] CoconutLove@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

4% on 2 million is 80k.

Also, if you’re like between 20-50 years old, there is a good chance just living off the interest generated from 2 million would not get you through your life when you factor in inflation.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

My bad, you're right. I had it set to 2 years. Either way, I could seriously relax about giving a shit about my job if I had an extra 40-50k added on every year.

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

The secret ingredient is crime.

Inheritance, get lucky, maybe hush money?

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I moved to a place in the country where cost of living to pay ratio is better.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Crash Rude Elephants About Me

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[–] Pure_Psykosis@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly though. I wanted to look into starting a business some years ago and most everything required you to have ass loads of money before you could get a loan.

You need some collateral or else you might try to default on the bank

[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

This is how capitalism worked from the beginning. Nothing new, just progressively worse and worse.

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