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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] DoofusAscendant@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parent’s basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.

Morning Glory Milking Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there’s only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Milking minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she’s determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.

When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his milking sessions, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan—unless her feelings aren’t so one-sided after all.

Morning Glory Milking Farm is a short human/monster romance novel, featuring a high heat slow burn with a lot of heart, and a guaranteed HEA. CWs include: cock milking, non-human anatomy, size difference, and a lot of fluid. It is the first book in the Cambric Creek monster romance series, and can be read as a standalone.

Obligatory "the most unrealistic part of this book is the notion that you can get a job and pay down your student loans."

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What does it say about the economy when "not being broke all the time" belongs in the same category of ridiculously unrealistic fantasy as "jacking off a minotaur"?

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

i dunno i think the minotaur is there to ground the fantasy of 'having disposable income'

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

short

slow burn

if the slow burn isnt at least 200k words before the first kiss im not interested niko-yawn

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

book for the Hexbear bookclub when ?

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Only if we all agree to take it extremely seriously. I want paragraphs of analysis on the themes and symbolism at play in each cock milking scene

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago
[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Textbook badpost: middling reheat of near decade old reddit meme, not a brave commentary on the text itself, way behind in minotaur nut technology, and worst of all, heterosexual.

Apex badpost.


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[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Don't you dare attack it!

Edit: As someone who owns image has me

spoilerthis is my favourite source of personal information - I'm just holding my face. This must mean my deleted screenshot.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I am the apex of shit, it's true big-cool

(and my bad had no idea this was an old meme, I never saw it before recently, I just thought it was a funny sex cow book shrug-outta-hecks)

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

yea sorry I'm such a yapper, but fwiw this one is a hall of famer for badposts, beanis level post


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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

cow

minotaur, please. catgirl-smug

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Considering there are quadrupedal cows/ungulates in the background, I have questions about this world

[–] DoofusAscendant@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Wait 'til you hear the OG minotaur's origin story.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is there hot udder slapping action with BIG MILK SQUIRTS?!

[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

You are WAY out of line. WAY out of line. Your response was not IN ANY WAY appropriate.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

I don't think it's the udders getting milked this time comrade

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No this is pretty lazy and bad

[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

You are WAY out of line. WAY out of line. Your response was not IN ANY WAY appropriate.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its amazing. Im gonna increase your posting budget by 5,43%

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yay, more mealworms for for gambling

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

dont spend all your mealworms at once :3

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Ahh should have gambled all on black

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

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