this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2026
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she's back! hope you're doing well violet!

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 165 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Thinking OP worded their title wrong and then seeing who it is

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[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was at the bathhouse and I topped this really hot Viet guy, like I was so into him. He did seem less into me but was also the first to initiate with me so he was prob like "eh, you'll do."

I did get his insta and he followed me. I requested to follow him but he hasn't accepted or rejected it. I'm tortured by this, this man is so hot. AND he wants to bottom for me, which is rare cuz I come off as such a cute submissive twink but I be slangin it yk

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, this is a bathhouse.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 87 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] itsviolet@lemmy.world 127 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I fucking love Emma Roberts

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes but how are you? You said you were taking a mental health break and some of us would like to hear that you’re okay.

[–] itsviolet@lemmy.world 85 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm doing really well! Between weekly therapy, teaching English (which keeps me feeling productive), and doing fun things on the side, I feel balanced and grounded again, not like I'm just floating through life.

I genuinely love that for you. Glad you’re taking care of yourself, having fun, and finding fulfillment in various ways! Also, glad you’re back!

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[–] MrSelfDestruct@quokk.au 40 points 3 days ago

Welcome back you fabulous pervert. We missed your shitposts.

[–] Cleisthenian@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago

Hello violet

[–] Janx@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hey, it's that horny chick again! Have fun...

[–] orlyowl@piefed.ca 17 points 3 days ago

Glad you are back violet. You help keep things interesting here.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 days ago

I must be a magician, i knew it was violet even without checking the poster

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Violetposting is back? Or is this an imposter?

[–] itsviolet@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (12 children)
[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 day ago

She has returned (lion King music starts playing)

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[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 days ago

Violet returns!!!!!!!!

Insane post btw queen.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My dad won't even share the remote for the TV.

[–] itsviolet@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (30 children)

Well, technically, it’s the son sharing me with the dad since I met and fucked the son first. We were randomly talking about fantasies one time, I mentioned my dad-son ultimate fantasy, and he said he could work something out (which shocked me). Now I’ve moved into their house and the three of us live together.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 days ago (10 children)

There is a man in Louisiana that has the fortune, if he ever found out, to say that I fucked his mom, his dad, his sister, and his grandma.

We're doing the lord's work Violet. The lord's work.

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the goat is back

[–] westingham@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

Glad to see you back

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh shit, Violet and Miisha?? [Grabs popcorn]

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