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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I forget there's a subculture of strangers that decide the not masturbate for a month, in solidarity, for no reason at all.

The idea that someone takes it so seriously that they include it under the Achievements section of their resume. And one day, finally, the hiring manager is a fellow cultist.

[–] Seralth@piefed.seralth.com 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Funfact, it causes a small blip in the increased cases of prostate problems every year as well.

Drastically changing your masturbation habits is apparently not that healthy for you.

Upside the problems and pain it can cause also increases the amount of early discovery of prostate cancer every year.

So people are causing them self just enough medical problems to go to the doctor to get their prostate looked it and finding cancer they otherwise wouldn't have known about.

Downside the pain and problem your causing yourself and the fact it takes that to get people to go to the fucking doctor.

For the youngins doing it, it's what ever. But for those of us with prostate and getting up there in years. GO GET YOUR SELF CHECK PROSTATE CANCER ISNT A JOKE.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Thats actually pretty interesting. Do we know if theres an actual cause-effect relationship or if its just making it detectable?

"Did three consecutive NNN's" goes hard on your resumee

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ever did the barbed wire trick? You start by wrapping your hand in barbed wire and then continue as usual.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Wank me up when November ends

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Ribbed for your pleasure.

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Don’t cook your hand first, buddy. It feels the best fleshy and gooey.