this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2026
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[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It's mainly the fact that someone not only came up with this and then pitched it but then it was greenlit.

I just happened to be having a mental breakdown and this shocked me so much it brought me out of a panic attack.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What shocked you? What are we looking at?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

So we're just gonna ignore fuckin dorito flavored beef jerky huh? Aight.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I am not really familiar enough with either product to have developed any strong feelings about them.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I get that but the idea of taking snack food, grinding it into a powder, then coating beef jerky with it is fuckin insane to me.

It's the kind of combination that only exists as a capitalist marketing tactic in an oversaturated market filled with shit no one asked for or needed.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

One more garbage product and we'll truly have summoned Beelzebub with the unholy Trinity.

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 7 points 12 hours ago

Bit late, the fat orange cunt is in the Whitehouse.

[–] sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

i know is probably hyperbole but please dont kill anyone over some beef jerky

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah I'm not gonna be murdering anyone anytime soon I'm just dramatic

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I mean i have some requests if you change your mind

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Username checks out

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

If you do reconsider your career, i hear there are a lot openings in DC.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

I can assure you, I am not. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Dear Dorito's,
What about just selling bags full of your dust? You could put it on chicken or fish...

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I've unironically crushed up doritos to use as a breading for fried chicken before

[–] Stormy@thelemmy.club 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What did you use to make it stick to the chicken

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Just a basic egg wash