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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Not fair i think, Foreman was the only one not falling for House's shit.
Basically the adult in the room.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Life lesson: Being smart and mature keeps you out of relationships.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

There's a whole world of people outside of work that you can fuck.

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

"Don't shit where you eat!"

"You're just mad because I shat where I ate, and you wanted to eat at that same restaurant where I was shitting!"

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Magic black people is an old racist trope. See also The Green Mile.

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 151 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] regdog@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

That's some high quality vexation

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

MORE MOUSE BITES

[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Always amuses me when people find out he's a Brit

[–] Maroon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bit of Fry & Laurie was an absolute comedy goldmine.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's a memorable skit of yours? I have so many.

I still watch the barman one every now and again: https://youtu.be/U8ko2nCk_hE

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I read that as "batman" at first lol

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

We hail Prince George!

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 83 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Wilson and House were the steadiest couple on this show

Also House definitely flirted with everyone in his own way, cause he loved finding their kinks and exploiting them:

  • Foreman: praise kink
  • Chase and Cameron: daddy issues
  • Cuddy: bratty sub
  • Wilson: codependency
[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Spoilers for like a 20 year old show I guess, but

House literally fakes his own death to run away into the sunset on his motorcycle with Wilson after Wilson is diagnosed with cancer. Literal ride or die couple. Admittedly partly to escape legal consequences, but he could have done that any way he wanted.

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

The show was based on the Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson dynamic, so faking his death aligned with the Reinbach Falls ending for Sherlock Holmes. It only made sense that House and Wilson road off into the sunset in their amazingly homoerotic subtext.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

That last sentence is a doozy, lol

[–] sudoshakes@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except for the whole, “you killed my fiancé with Tylenol” part.

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

she killed herself by taking it. Wasn’t tylenole too. And it was the bus crash. Amber was with Wilson, cause she was in love with House and wanted to be as close to him as possible.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the spoiler tag, i should have hear the warning. It's a wonderful ending for that show.

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 12 points 1 day ago

Wilson and House were the steadiest couple on this show

Came here for this

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah I was gonna say, House flirted with everyone, even most patients

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wasn’t Foreman also like the one consistent person that worked along side House in the entire series?

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not the enire one, he was not with him for a few episodes.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

he couldnt find a job because of his house connection

[–] zen@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago

Oh look it's Vicodin o'clock.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

House: Flirts with Cuddy, but is in love with Wilson.

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 16 points 1 day ago

He was a complicated man

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Obviously, interracial romance is too spicy for television. Everybody knows that.

[–] hairyfeet@feddit.uk 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow, how is this allowed? She's 13

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

PresiDunce Drumpf bursts through door like Kramer "Did someone... {wheezes, then shits pants.} did someone say 13?"

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In bed she gets all jerky. Loses total control and here eyes roll up in her head.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago
[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Debunked harder than literally all of all Foreman's theories other than that one time he was right to keep you guessing

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

He was like miss me with that noise then ducked out of all the staff events early

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This vexes me

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

cuddy settled for husband material in the end , dint like houses bachelors lifestyle. dont forget the 3 woman casts, 13, masters, and the last chick.

[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Park and Adams