It's said that every sign exists because multiple people were too stupid for it to remain absent.
So exactly how many people tried to eat the pizza without opening the box first?
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So exactly how many people tried to eat the pizza without opening the box first?
Just one, but they sued the pizzeria afterwards about it.
This is actually good advice, a lot of people are still under impression that pigs are there to protect them.
In the US, civil forfeiture abuse makes the cops the biggest criminal gang out there. They just straight up rob people.
Or the one that says remove pizza from box before reheating
Real answer: super tuesday 2020