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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (11 children)

Boooorrrrrriiiiiiing

Do we need to post the same shit all the time on a biweekly cycle? Surely there is something actually interesting to post/talk about.

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how many drams to a fluid troy ounce?

[–] night_petal@lemmy.zip -5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (12 children)

Sigh, I'm going to get downvoted to hell for this, I'm sure. After a 16 year career as a machinist in the US and having to easily change between both systems daily, one system is dozenal and fractional and one is decimal based. Dozenal and fractional are both easier and faster when you start thinking that way. A mile isn't 1760 yards precisely, it's 5,280 feet. 5,280 / 12 = 440. It's dozenal. All units, and I mean all units are arbitrary. Someone just decided x means y. Whether it's "this amount of silicon atoms is 1kg" or "this specific length of barley corn is 1 inch" - they're both defined by a decision that someone (or a group) just kinda made.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Metric system is easy? Only if you can do Latin, Greek, AND math at the same time!

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 69 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It only seems ridiculous because you forgot some intermediates: 5.5 yards = 1 rod, 4 rods = 1 chain, 10 chain = 1 furlong, and 8 furlong = 1 mile. So just gotta remember 12, 3, 5.5, 4, 10, 8. Super simple.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rod? Chain? What is this bdsm?

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Worse, its the imperial units "system"

No safeword, no lube

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

No, it's not "Imperial units" and hasn't been for a long time. It's US Customary units. There are differences between the two systems. If your going to troll, get it right.

If you can't, go back to your troll cave and cuddle your delicious stinky cheeses!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Don't make me math

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Links and chains brings me back to my old drafting days. 10 square chains are 1 acre. 80 chains is a mile.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Uh, no.

10 feet = 1 decafoot

100 centiyards = 1 yard

1x10^18 attoacres = 1 acre

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's, we measure in common units around here...

🍌 https://bananaforscale.info/ 🍌

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

shopping for a new mailbox today, they used number of baseballs it can fit as the units and/or basketball for the big ones

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, after learning Japanese in 3 different writing systems, one of which has thousands of characters... I'm never hearing criticism of Imperial units again

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you consider hiragana and katakana to be different writing systems, then English lower and upper case letters are two different writing systems, too.

Not that it makes Kanji any easier to learn.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry, I haven't gotten to the katakana part yet. Are you saying they're all the same sounds as hiragana, just slightly different shapes?

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Pretty much, yeah.

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[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

1 acre

UK 4,046.85642 m²

US 4,046.87261 m²

[–] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

1 acre (us international acre)=  0.999996 acres(us survey acres).

Even inside the US they use two different measures for acre.

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[–] DangerNooble@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Meanwhile the UK naming their currency after a sex act.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Yeah, but satellites don't orbit at 2 - 200 megameters, they orbit at 2,000 to 200,000 kilometers for some reason.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

It's easier to use their names

Deci = 1/10th
Centi = 100th
Milli = 1000th
Micro = 1,000,000th
Nano = 1,000,000,000th

Deca = ×10
Hector = ×100
Kilo = ×1,000
Mega - ×1,000,000
Giga = × 1,000,000,000
Tera = × 1,000,000,000,000,000

Etc prefixing the thing being measured.

So you know what a centimetre, gigabyte, megaton, kiljoule, etc. are.

Other easy conversions too, like 1kg = 1L of water.

And it's metre. Because a meter is a measuring device and all this shit is Latin (metrum) like proper science stuff be. Americans don't even use it, so they can fuck off with their misspelling.

And that's it. You now know the metric system. You probably now realise you've been using it all along for many things.

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (11 children)

A sixth of a foot?

Now do a sixth of a meter lol.

Base ten is not the flex you think

[–] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You mean 16.7cm ?

And why a 6th ? Why not a 5th, or a 7th ? Your argument is not the flex you think.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (3 children)

So that took a calculator to do didn't it. It was not an intuitive calculation you could easily and quickly do in your head was it.

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't understand what you just said, and I don't care to respond

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago

Plate or platter?

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[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I fucking love the Key and Peele (or was it SNL?) founding fathers skit about this. 😆

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

It was Nate Bargatze on SNL

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