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[–] qupada@fedia.io 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Surveillance-minded" (hereafter, "Helicopter") parents were almost certainly already doing that.

It just required a sharp knife and a tube of contact adhesive previously.

[–] Ugurcan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was under the impression this is the main selling point of AirTags. Is there a real market for tracking lost luggage? I see AirTags being sold in every Kid’s store around here.

[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (7 children)

My dog has one on her collar. She got lost once, after chasing a squirrel, so it was a no brainer. The cool thing is that you can make it go off, by pressing a button, and train the dog to come to you when it chirps. I hope I never need to use it in an emergency, but it's good to know I'm prepared.

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

That's a great recall cue.

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I have one in a very well hidden pocket in my backpack. Because it’s my gig bag, and goes with me when I’m working in the field. If I were just leaving it under my desk all day, I wouldn’t bother. But since it often ends up sitting in the corner of a random room while I run around a building, it has an AirTag buried in it.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 16 points 1 day ago

Some shoes even already had compartments in them and came with a toy car that fit in there

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This reminds me of an episode of Black Mirror that I can't remember the name of.

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes! You’re the best!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just give them a phone. Then at least they get something they want with it, instead of ugly shoes.

[–] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Young children should absolutely not have a phone, unless I suppose it's completely locked down to chat apps and the tracking I suppose...

[–] sykaster@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More and more governments issue warning about the effects of screens on baby, toddler, and child brain development. The age the Netherlands puts forward now is 14 to have a smartphone, and no screens or very limited until 3 years of age.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How is it different than a TV screen? That was my brainrot when I was growing up.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Individually targeted and psychologically-optimized content.

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Those happen to be the things a child should not be exposed to

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[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The peak of evolved kids shoes are those with wheels on the heels ("Heelys")

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Bonus points if they had the hard plastic instep so you could grind with them like Soaps.

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Can"? Were they physically unable to before?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It is likely more that they are designed to have AirTags with special compartments.

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