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[–] crenquis@lemmy.today 8 points 8 hours ago

Ah, so that's how Taylor Farms grows their lettuce.

[–] norealme@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Earth - good place for life

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Not sure what you are implying by saying that.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I have that same brush. I always rinse it after using it.

Maybe try that. Might help that problem.

[–] shitwizard420@crazypeople.online 66 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Hello. Please be introduced to the concept of poop tomatoes, something that pops up in wastewater plants. In warmer climates we see more poop watermelons.

It's not just tomatoes or watermelons but those are the ones that seem to "make it" to being full plants so that's what people remember. I'd bet on chia for this bad boy.

Putting some photos behind a spoiler tag because I have no idea what is considered decent vs gross anymore

spoiler

Lots of seeds end up in the "grit". Here is some grit that spilled out of a conveyor.

Seeds in sludge on a gate in a tank

Whole ass tomato plants on a gate in an aeration basin. Lots of nutrients and water!

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not clicking that spoiler link until some non-shit wizard can convey the grossness level I need to prepare for.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Its fine. Pretty much natural dirt and grime.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 38 points 23 hours ago

Username checks out

[–] tyler@programming.dev 21 points 22 hours ago

Thanks shit wizard!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 20 hours ago

This is my favorite thing I've seen online all day.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

Lol “ass tomatoes.”

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago

Huh. The more you learn...

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

I once had a summer job at the local water authorities. I had the change to witness this kind of stuff with my very own eyes. Chia might be a wining bet, it has been a regular part of my diet for some time. This is a problem because I won't be able to put the blame on my partner then.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Nice. And yeah, i smell these fotos.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

I fucking love tomatos. I'm pretty sure you could slap some seeds on bare asphalt and a couple would take

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why pay for sprouts for that salad when you can grow your own?

[–] stephner74@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] starik@lemmy.today 0 points 21 hours ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 21 hours ago

Sprouts are on the menu boys!

[–] SmoothyShadow@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Proper shitpost right there

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I couldn't pass on this chance !

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Were you eating sunflower seeds on the toilet?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Forbidden toilet snack

[–] notsure@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Good god, kid, what do you eat?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Lotsa seeds are intended to be swallowed, survive the digestive track and end up somewhere away with lots of nutrients.

Edit: ah, my mind was still by the sewage plants photos. Never mind.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 3 points 12 hours ago

Thank you! I appreciate your honesty and candor in this world of...well...

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

Healthy organic stuff by the looks of it

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Others have speculated on tomato and chia. Both are possible. I am not very good at gardening, so I can't tell.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I thought this was a sea urchin at first.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I wouldn't wish this fate on any sea urchin.

[–] stephner74@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok,all I have to say is wow This is my first time seeing this fr

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Same, same...

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I bet this is from a tomato seed.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 2 points 23 hours ago

Nothing ever "goes bad". It's just that something else starts to eat it first.