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[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Could have just offered up 15 roosters this morning. They'll go to trapping bait instead.

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[–] npdean@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (8 children)

This is all sorts of fucked up. First, why do people get pets if they are becoming unwanted. Second, why does the zoo need to ask the public for animals. Third, wtf.

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