I would laugh so hard if this fling is what makes the AI bubble burst
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Does he use a miniature leather jacket as a condom?
Bold of you to assume he uses a condom at all
Not sure, but I bet it's extra glossy.
Nvidia investigation reports:
"Did we get paid?" "Yes." "Then no issue."
"Will this jeopardise our bottom line/share price?"
"Yes."
CASE DROPPED.
So they'll investigate this but not Israeli intelligence operations and Epstein?
NVIDIA should definitely fear foreign intelligence if only because domestic intelligence is so lacking
Hot take: He got caught and the spin is it was for “foreign intelligence”
A trillion dollar affair is going to be an all timer.
Weirdly no info available about "Alice Huang". Couldn't even find her age, though apparently Bloomberg had access to her passport.
It really hasn't been a good week to be a US tech CEO.
Made $50.000 on this Nvidia shit in Android Stock Market Simulator. I've added Sell all US tech companies and when all of this comes crashing down, I'll be rich in non existent money 🤑 Microsoft, Nvidia, etc. It will take longer than betting on oil prices (sell on the way down, buy on the way up.