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[–] THEPIGWHODIDIT@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

I would laugh so hard if this fling is what makes the AI bubble burst

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does he use a miniature leather jacket as a condom?

Bold of you to assume he uses a condom at all

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Not sure, but I bet it's extra glossy.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nvidia investigation reports:

"Did we get paid?" "Yes." "Then no issue."

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

"Will this jeopardise our bottom line/share price?"

"Yes."

CASE DROPPED.

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

So they'll investigate this but not Israeli intelligence operations and Epstein?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

NVIDIA should definitely fear foreign intelligence if only because domestic intelligence is so lacking

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Hot take: He got caught and the spin is it was for “foreign intelligence”

[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A trillion dollar affair is going to be an all timer.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Weirdly no info available about "Alice Huang". Couldn't even find her age, though apparently Bloomberg had access to her passport.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

It really hasn't been a good week to be a US tech CEO.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

Made $50.000 on this Nvidia shit in Android Stock Market Simulator. I've added Sell all US tech companies and when all of this comes crashing down, I'll be rich in non existent money 🤑 Microsoft, Nvidia, etc. It will take longer than betting on oil prices (sell on the way down, buy on the way up.