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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 6 points 39 minutes ago

That they would produce a legal document with a clause like that and in such a childish format speaks of the general sleaziness of crypto.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 7 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

Nearly 80 of the foundation’s 250 or so employees voted to nix the suicide pledge after the draft was released

Nearly 80... So the other 170 employees were okay with this? I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that just maybe this is a cult of some sort.

Edit: I pledge to not math before coffee anymore.

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 5 points 47 minutes ago

Downvoted for paywall. Sorry.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 4 minutes ago

https://archive.li/6jnqb

And on page 11 — nestled between a winking anime woman and three yellow cats — was a suicide pledge. Authors, maintainers, editors and distributors of “this software” would pledge to ensure the software remained free and publicly accessible, and would also vow to “take his or her own life with a sword upon failure to uphold any of the pledges in this license,” the illustration read. It was labeled “Source Seppuku License,” an apparent reference to a traditional Japanese ritual suicide. When the document went out on that Friday in March, employees were told to commit to the principles in the mandate by Monday or quit their jobs, according to the lawsuit brought by Kayleen Fulton, a Boulder woman who was fired from the Ethereum Foundation after she led employee resistance to the suicide pledge.

Winking character, keep it free... I am not a crypto holder but something seems off with the article.

[–] SprkPlug@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 5 points 39 minutes ago

Thanks. It's full of cringe "animu Lain suicide cult" pictures, I don't understand how they have employees at all.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

Huh, a guy I went to college with actually worked for EF for about 5 years. Looks like he left and joined Argot Collective a few months ago, though. Though I'm curious how different the culture there actually is.

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 7 points 2 hours ago

Omg Crypto CEOs need to get Luigied so hard, he's practically begging for it

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Looks like the funny money bros running the fucking cringeshit cult must come from 8chan.

This is on par with Aum Shinrikyo and Happy Science. Shades of Lychee Light Club.

Another reason to yell FUCK CRYPTO.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Here make a legal declaration regarding this anime cartoon that's contains some clauses which are binding and others which are just there for color.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

And your job depends on it. Some of the content is a joke but not the part where you sign.

[–] Wren@piefed.social 11 points 5 hours ago

Jfc…. We live in the most embarrassing timeline. And it’s VERY upsetting that pieces of trash like this company are allowed to exist in the same world where people are starving.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Man children are running everything!

[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Seppuku if they don't keep things open source? Wow that's messed up!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 8 points 5 hours ago

Omg, leik so messed up!

It would be horrible if it was national law.

[–] NorthEdm@lemmy.ca 109 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Titled “The Ethereum Foundation Mandate,” the document featured ethereal illustrated scenes of glowing lights and anime-style characters voyaging through dark forests. The pages featured white text against a navy blue background and were adorned with cartoon flowers, rainbows and diamonds.

And on page 11 — nestled between a winking anime woman and three yellow cats — was a suicide pledge.

Authors, maintainers, editors and distributors of “this software” would pledge to ensure the software remained free and publicly accessible, and would also vow to “take his or her own life with a sword upon failure to uphold any of the pledges in this license,” the illustration read. It was labeled “Source Seppuku License,” an apparent reference to a traditional Japanese ritual suicide.

To work in crypto you have to have a fairly high baseline separation from reality but this is impressive.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 22 points 9 hours ago

"Dude, it's a joke, how dense can you be?!!

... Sign here, here and here or you're fired. The sword and a body pillow of your assigned anime waifu staring into your soul have been delivered to your desk."

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 112 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

What a pathetic way to lose ~50 employees/volunteers

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

comic sans?? everything about this is unhinged

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago

Wow. I'm not into kink shaming or telling people they're have fun the wrong way, but how broken do you need to be to cosplay the Bushido code for the sake of magic money? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 29 points 12 hours ago

I wish people could just be grown-ups.

[–] fdnomad@programming.dev 15 points 11 hours ago
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 85 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Jesus Fucking Christ.

The decomposing corpse of the blockchain cult is getting even weirder than it was at the peak of the mania.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

Can't wait for Line Goes Up 2

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

He was always weird though.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 12 points 9 hours ago

You should see the suicide pledges in FIAT currency tho

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The mandate’s visual aesthetic — the anime and other illustrations — reflected imagery from a controversial online figure who was known to promote “white nationalist ideology and disturbing pro-anorexia content,” according to the lawsuit.

When an Ethereum Foundation board member objected to the aesthetic, Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin responded that “the controversialness (sic) of those aesthetics is itself part of the point,” according to the lawsuit.

After demanding that employees agree to the mandate, Bastian Aue, co-executive director of the Ethereum Foundation, defended the suicide pledge to employees as “part of the artwork of the mandate.”

It was, he said, “a cultural reference like other elements in there. Chosen deliberately, but not meant to be taken literally.”

"We deliberately referenced white nationalism when getting you to promise suicide if you don't do as we say, but we didn't mean it"

[–] captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It is unenforceable anyway, but adding that sends some signal for sure

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Well, yeah. Suicide is illegal, and any contract to commit a crime is void.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck? Lmao, cringe anime seppuku pledge?

Crypto bros are so pathetic.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

I thought it was a joke at first but no, some absolute weirdo put it in there.

[–] Yew@lemmy.world 29 points 12 hours ago

“If you reward making a stink with outcomes, then everyone will know that essentially making that kind of show both internally and externally is the way to cause outcomes inside of the EF,” he said, according to the lawsuit, which cited a recorded conversation between the pair.

So he doubled down instead of removing a suicide pledge? Legitimately insane. Now he's getting sued because of it. But from his point of view it was more about asserting who was in charge. He's insane.

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ya all take this way too seriously. That seppuku license (definitely not enforceable in court btw) has probably been written after snorting a thick line of coke. These are crypto bros after all.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

These normies just don't get it. Being fired is just part of the joke lulz (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

/s

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How do these websites determine who gets served a paywall? I don't get one at all.

[–] wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Me neither.

Maybe to rope people in? I can't remember ever reading the Denver Post before, so maybe it's like a free sample?

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm originally from Denver so maybe they are targeting me.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 minute ago

Probably by location and laws.