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[–] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Everybody mocked the jacket and yet the results speak for themselves.

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[–] razen@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

At the age of 63 his balls were still throbbing

[–] LemmyAtItAgain@lemmy.world 133 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Just wait until the number of gpu customers he's fucked gets out there.

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[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 151 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 95 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 62 points 1 day ago

That leather jacket ain’t gonna fuck itself

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[–] Nobody@anarchist.nexus 51 points 1 day ago

First, you get the leather jacket. Then, you get the money. Then, you get the girls.

And then, the girls crash the global AI bubble earlier and in a more dramatic fashion than anyone anticipated.

Huang did all this while being married for 40 years to a woman who supported him and who he made co-trustee of all his shares in NVidia.

She holds all the cards, and we’re going to find out about all his lurid affairs one by one. Take half and sell. Make him pay for it.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a reflection of the business - Nvidia's specialty is running multiple tasks in parallel.

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[–] yonderbarn@lazysoci.al 3 points 21 hours ago

Keep going. I'm almost there.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Make the company billions, but you fuck one spy......

[–] tal@lemmy.today 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One spy and one executive.

[–] houndboy@awful.systems 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One spy and one executive so far…

[–] aks_@pawb.social 45 points 1 day ago

The night is young, and the Jensen is Huang.

[–] VAK@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Signing a bra makes so much sense now. That felt so weird compared to the persona he presented when talking.

[–] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Na that's exactly what rock stars do. And he always wanted to be a rock star. That's why he has that silly jacket.

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[–] Gpennyhigh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Lol these fools think they're so special and can do whatever they want and fail at it so much, but still crazy rich.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Crap. What the hell has this guy been doing...

This guy fucks everyone on the planet. Every fund has Nvidia stocks. He literally fucked everyone.

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[–] klickibunti@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

first leatherjacket gone, now the remove the second one

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[–] thoralf@discuss.familie-will.at 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

How much more evidence do we need until we finally understand that older men are the worst choice for leading positions because they have trouble to keep their pants up and tend to think with their penis?

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 57 points 1 day ago

https://abc7news.com/story/nvidia-stock-falls-company-opens-probe-ceo-jensen-huang-alleged-affair-chinese-spy/20026775/

Jensen's interactions with Ms. Huang are not unusual or unexpected" and are part of Jensen Huang's job, an Nvidia spokesperson told ABC News at the time.

Guess I can't dispute that statement!

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