Technology

The heartfelt apology is less convincing now.

This guy fucks

I don't want to gawk over someone else's love life (and their failings). That's none of anyone's business but theirs.

The issue with the first affair is what laws he broke... though I would argue the GPU export restrictions were pointless anyway, and the U.S. feds would be stupid to enforce them now, after they clearly did not work.

As for the second, per their own policy:

https://images.nvidia.com/aem-dam/en-zz/Solutions/about-us/NVIDIA-Code-of-Conduct-External.pdf

The following types of activities may create a conflict of interest: › Advisory roles or board seat participation › Outside employment or consulting › Self-employment or volunteering (Inventions or app development, speaking or publishing opportunities, teaching or research at a university level or higher, game development) › Investments or personal relationships.

It's not... particularly explicit about this, but it does feel like conflict-of-interest if she reports to Jensen.

horndog billionaire

Dawg

Biggest divorce settlement in history incoming

The walking wannabe cool™ cliché of midlife crisis with unlimited monies had affairs?

It's time i come clean:

Jensen Huang personally offered me trade secrets and a shipment of industrial GPUs for a handy in return.

Huanged by his own petard

Man, I wish I had a dick that was capable of making billions of dollars vanish into thin air.