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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 15 points 52 minutes ago* (last edited 51 minutes ago) (1 children)

This unlocked an old memory of my friend's little sister putting cat food inside of her dolls.

She'd always bug us to play dolls with her. One day we obliged but were confused by this wretched fishy smell.

This little 4 year old girl said without looking up "oh yeah that's the cat food I put in them, so the cat will play dolls with me." Like it was the most normal thing ever. Kids do weird things.

[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 1 points 29 minutes ago

I remember playing with food and toys as a toddler

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

So you only went to second base with the barbie doll?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's famously the best base they're capable of

[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 3 points 43 minutes ago

Not if they go inside of you!

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

90% of boys used to do this those barbie dolls were sexual af.

[–] bobjones1665@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'm glad "when she wasn't home" was part of that. Otherwise what in the fuck more So.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 13 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

when the sentence gets worse exponentially with every word

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

i think it gets better after sister, tbh

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 14 points 2 hours ago

not if you stop at barbie

One of the many great examples where paying attention to grammar would have been really worthwhile!

[–] subOrange@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

At least they had a home….