Jensen Huang is one dumb son of a bitch.
Still going to be rich for life though. Lucky dumb son of a bitch.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2026
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Musk said he would hire an unemployed Jensen so I think there will be some top job lined up for him if he wants to.
I think it won't be more than a week until we find out what his new position will be.
All this crap about "cant trust the ceo" will disappear completely. Nobody actually cares about his affair except the media and maybe Nvidia. Even Trump knew about this for a long time. He didn't care either.
And so far the US intelligence agencies has not provided evidence for this "spy" thing they keep saying.
This world has some bad people at the top so this is a big nothing burger for them. The epstein crew and all the associates.
I think the reason he quit or was forced to resign was that he was going to have to answer some questions in the internal investigation and either plead the 5th or implicate himself. If he resigns the investigation goes nowhere, i.e. goes away. I believe he might be back to run Nvidia in a few years after this has blown over. He basically has to leave or the company will dig shit up during due diligence.
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Who’s to say the “spy” story isn’t to cover for how China’s been able to get so much of Nvidias hardware since sanctioned?
Look over here, not over there.
If everything goes well, Jensen will get a cushie parachute from all those he helped enrich. Behind curtain, he’ll be praised with compassionate eyes for having “done his part.”
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Dumb is right. Dude was literally on top of the world in charge of one of the world's most important companies and now he's disgraced because he couldn't keep it in his pants. Pretty sad, and stupid.
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Crazy how fast that happened. But was obvious. It's not about the cheating, it's about the feds discovering nvidia has probably made billions by ignoring export restrictions to china lmaoo.
... And then sweeping it under the rug!
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From dishwasher to billionaire and led his private life like an idiot.
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So? So what??
Jensen is the fall guy for this shit company, half of them if not all of them should be dragged to court on national security reasons, he wasn't working alone and while we are looking at Huang the rest are rushing to cover their tracks.
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Literal FAFO.
The affairs are one thing. It was about time to retire, have that divorce, find someone new, start building rockets, bezos-style for this guy…
The revelations about illegally selling to China, however, are big. Now, with Trump and his admin it is very likely that there will not actually be illegal consequences. But in regard to speculative stock trading, this puts up a pretty big kind of risk.
Trump did just “take” a chunk of Intel, couldn’t he putatively “take” half of Nvidia?
Moving on. We have seen massive circular trading with the Nvidia at its core. All of the AI and big tech are ass deep in this and it is shady and probably illegall. Happening now… because of no scrutiny by regulators. Trump is at the wheel and is supposed to be responsible for this too.
The obvious price fixing and collusion when it come to computer parts (RAM and GPU) and the very significant knock on in consumer prices? Another thing that an effective administration that is not collecting payoffs and such every which way would be looking at… not looking at it now, because? trump.
All of these are massive risks to speculative shareholders (there is no other kind with the P/E and such being what they are… the only play is that someone else will be willing to pay more when you want to sell, not that the company’s business will grow by that factor).
So… Trump will be out in 2 years… there are lots of political points to potentially score by kicking leather-jacket-boy, Zuck, the generic Indian CEOs, Altman… Elon in the teeth… either the actual Trump admin, players in congress, people trying to clean their image up as potential Republican presidential nominees, etc.
Lots of risk…
Does not seem like a great move to hold on to an already incredibly inflated stock.
I will say that unlike Elons companies or whatever, Nvidia has truly innovated and done good things, but the relative value of that compared, say to the GLP-1 pharma companies (to pick another large cap, significant innovator group that is recent historically), is still very ridiculous.
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I'm guessing he resigned so that people will stop looking into all the other affairs he had lmao
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