What good is a phone call when you have no mouth to speak (because it's stuffed full of straws)?
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2026
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That's because straw backwards is warts.
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This doesn't have to do with anything but I just thought you guys should know.
How much do straws cost in the matrix?
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"whoa"
Most excellent
I remember when you would see people walking round dressed like this all the time.
I grew up in Phoenix, I saw people walking around wearing black dusters and military boots in July.
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I hope that fella is keeping well.
slay
Should've been all red straws
Is he a turtle?
The teenage mutant ninja kind
So the jaw can be unhinged, but what about the gag reflex?
he could be a snake.
That can be overcome with training or you could just not shove them that far back.
I feel like you could do a pretty good job just putting the tips in your mouth and holding the shafts with your hands.
In hindsight the matrix seems like an attempt or reflection of the idea that programming is the peak of nerdery, and nerds are cool.
Ohhiw we've learned since then.
It can be a power for good and evil, it just depends on which pill you take.