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[–] lordapophis@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Like what? Life is good if you don't give a damn what people say and Just play with your legos.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Nothing wrong with a little male pattern baldness. Disrespectfully OP, you are wrong.

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There are a couple of good hairstyles that benefit from a little balding, if it gets to much just go full bald. Its just superficial in the end anyways.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 4 days ago

Instructions unclear, I went kobold

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

My genetics 🧬 are making sure 👍 that I won’t get bald

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Man, my only regret about shaving my head was that I didn’t do it 15 years sooner!

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 8 points 6 days ago

Estrogen is the answer to this problem :3

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

At some point in their life most men have to make the greatest decision in their life... Keep their hair or keep their erection. I've started shaving my head!

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Superdooper@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

There's a certain drug that prevents baldness but reduces your testosterone

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

Male pattern baldness has something to do with testosterone I think? Like, ppl w/ more testosterone tend to lose more hair or summat

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

He couldn't get his dick up while looking in the mirror I guess.

[–] RedDragonArchfiend@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Top-shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm!

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Got any more of those Sequoia banshee boogers?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

transfem intensifies

[–] VoxAliorum@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

I've had a pretty intense widows peak since teenagerdom and have also gotten regular compliments on my hair since teenagerdom. Coincidence? I think not!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 6 days ago

i passed that point at like 22.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I shaved my head clean, I'm pretty luckly I've got a great head shape for a bicked head. Unfortunately I did it just to see and I have a really full head of hair at 42. I'll never get to share my beautiful bald head with the world.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 100 points 1 week ago

Damn bro. Life ain't over because your hairline went bad

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, it's just hair. We're certainly not vain and superficial enough to let that "ruin our lives", right?

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

entire industries exist simply because of it. lol

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a widows peak and I get mad compliments on my hair. It's only over when it's over, buddy.

[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't know what a widows peak was so I googled it and figured out that's just what you call that type of hairline in english.

Personally I really like the german word for it which is "Geheimratsecken". It literally translates to "secret council corners".

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Vegeta hairline hit me at 25 so I just buzzed it all off... I never lived life at all lol

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

b o d y s h a m i n g

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Alternatively, you can just decide not to give that much of a fuck about losing hair.

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