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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A food the French took from the island of Minorca, Spain.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, aioli is a simple treasure. Mayo is the aborted fetus pumped to life by corpo greed and funneled down the global gullet as a peasant staple. Miller craves the latter like room-temp cum dribbles.

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m a little scared of what this means for Guy Fieri’s donkey sauce

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Scared because you already know the truth, just not the ratio.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Profoundly weird people.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So Elon was just a different form of the mayo?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

south african Mayo, too spicy. she needs the vanilla generic, bland MAYo of america.

i mean i like mayo well enough, but maybe now i'm an aioli guy

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That tracks

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought she ran away with Elmo?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

wasnt it the other wife of one of trumps cabinets? or it was her?

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

or she does to simulate his lack of"load"

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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Chris Cash is right. Lack of Tikki Masala causes racism.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

He’ll eat period, and mayonnaise is the only condiment. How are these two statements related? Also: WTF TMI.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

he probably takes mayo baths

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 0 points 2 days ago

Laxies,.you can better then this, why you want to partner up with some horrbile asshole ?

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