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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I didn't mind the bigotry, racism and anti-democratic scheming but this is where i draw the line.

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they draw the line right in front of them. And they only notice someone crossing it when it hits them in the face.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Their line is a circle around themselves.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some of them include their children.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"But not Fred, he's too woke. And Jenna is a lesbianist!"

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jenna is a lesbianist

She plays the alto lesbian in the orchestra.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Mmmmmmm alto lesbian

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"We never expected that the guy who told us to fight Covid by eating horse paste and shoving UV lights up our butts wouldn't know a damn thing about science."

[–] ours@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Give him some credit... he also suggested ingesting bleach. Technically it would have killed COVID and guaranteed the patient never got COVID or any other sickness ever again.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just to clarify drinking bleach is probably less bad than what he actually suggested, which was injecting disinfectant.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

Just to clarify, the Maga chuds dying from drinking bleach, od'ing on ivermectin and getting sunburns in their colon would have been a net gain for humanity. Which is why it's taking all my restraint not to say anything about birdflu and raw milk.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Actually he isn't allowed to run charities anymore because he ran a "Trump fund" for sick children, and...... it all went to Trump so..

Yeah he is Anti-Curing Childhood Cancer

[–] espressdelivery@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Cancers just one or those bad ROI things

Like you’ve got enough money surely you’d have solved cancer by now?

Sometimes you need to “I dunno” totally slash the funding to stimulate the industry a bit you know?

Up the experiments, swirl more chemicals in your chemistry set and get us results!

/s

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I just wanted a fifth columnist who would govern well according to my kaleidoscopic view of reality"

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jesus. That's exactly how some people operate. Every day. What the fuck is wrong with humanity.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We're naked monkeys evolved to live in small groups trying to run a system with several billion people. Humanity is a bit underspecced.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Humanity is in early access, bugs and memory leaks are to be expected. Yes, it’s been early access for years, we’re still adding features!

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I didn't expect...

Good news everyone!

I've developed a nearly foolproof method for preventing anyone else from sharing this fuckin sucker's experience, and will share it here - free of charge - today only!

It's simple. All you have to do is ask yourself a single question: Does X effect Trump’s Y?

Replace X with the issue or item you're concerned with.

Then replace Y with one of the following: health | self-image | bank account | stock market

If your answer is 'No,' congratulations, you now know that Trump will indeed NOT give a single fuck about your problem. Also, it's probably some sort of peasant issue anyway.

If your answer is 'Yes,' you're likely still fucked somehow! 😁

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That is a magnificent and I would wager highly accurate algorithm.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At least she voted.

Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Where y'all at now? Fucking crickets.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

No, actually, people who voted for Trump are worse than people who stayed home.

[–] SculptusPoe@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Republicans think Trump holds conservative values because he regurgitated their speaking points. Like most politicians on any side but to an extreme level, Trump holds no values except those that he thinks will lead to more money or power for him.