Hear that, MAGAs? Woke Walmart says you can eat the shrimp you just bought.
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2025
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Abundance of crime and slavery in the shrimp food chain still OK, apparently. (It's really depressing :/)
Here I was thinking Fission Blast Shrimp was just the branding!
I thought I was just enjoying it, but now the warm sensation in my stomach makes more sense. That and the sudden tail I started growing...
Is this contamination or is Cs-137 used in shrimp farming in some other context? Other than this final flavor preparation, I mean.
How did you get your superpowers?
I bought shrimp at Walmart.
The radioactivity is probably the healthiest ingredient in any “fresh” seafood you can buy at Walmart
What super power do we get?
Turn into prawn man?
My son saw this with me and started giggling harder than I was.
Yes, but with cancer
Hello, little guy. It's the sweetie man coming. Here's a sweetie for you, okay?
The power of Cancer
Can FDA do something with Walmart or the US is this fixed on individual responsibility?
Probably should warn not to eat any animals too. It's the leading cause of death in the US..