I tried this and it just made me want to take a shower. π£
Congressman David Dilbeck : You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?
Erb Crandal : No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no.
Congressman David Dilbeck : You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing between my toes...
Erb Crandal : All right. The Young Christians are waiting, so...