Sadly even illegal ways of making money will eventually feel like a job.
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2025
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If you're not bothered by your conscience and you're not worried about being put on trial after the Trump regime collapses, you can join the American Gestapo: they'll give you all of $50k to leave your humanity at the door and turn into a beast, and ruining other people's lives by kidnapping them in the street at gunpoint like a common thug isn't really work.
i second this but do it as badly as you possibly can while still qualifying for the $50k bonus; that way you can gum up the gestapo's works as much as possible while still making money.
kidnapping them in the street at gunpoint like a common thug isn’t really work
Kidnapping sounds like a lot of work. Sounds exhausting.
Especially attractive if OP is a councillor who's just been sacked
Mmkay
Just become a capitalist! Easy.
Fun fact that's the exact expression I make when coming up with ideas on how to get a job.
Or me thinking how I can make money with a job I already have.
You could be a landlord, but you'd have to stand against the wall.
I created. !flipping@lemmy.world to discuss selling on various platforms. I just flipped a PC I built yesterday for a $60 profit.