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Florida to become first state to end all vaccine mandates, including in schools (www.cnbc.com)

submitted 4 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Too many floridamen anyway

[–] Pulsar@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is natural selection in action

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[–] brianary@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What's with this "first" narrative? Is CNBC trying to encourage more?

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Encourage, no. Just preparing for the inevitable.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Well to quote a famous Iowan:

Let them die...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Step one. Step two is make vaccines illegal, Step 3 is send MDs to prison for administration.

[–] Nerrad@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Unsure if I should Up or Down vote this.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

DeSantis looks so unhappy

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

Well yeah, he's next to a person of color. Any racist would be livid if they had to share the same air with someone that is isn't white.

[–] senchawizard@piefed.world 4 points 4 days ago

florida man does a florida man move as governor

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Measles likes this.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Who needs vaccines when you live in a swamp.

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