Sounds like a pretty socialist thing to ask, ngl.
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Dear MAGAs, the GOP told you they were going to screw you to death. They even created a step-by-step guide (Project 2025), detailing exactly HOW they were going to screw you to death. You. Got. Told.
This is what happens when you treat politics like WrestleMania.
So I remember seeing a local news report about a soybean farmers association president talk about how soybean farmers haven't recovered the market share from Trump's first term, meaning they recovered some under Biden, and how they were all behind Trump because reasons and racism.
Well there guys, have the day you campaigned and voted and remember to say no to socialism.
You voted against welfare and now you want welfare. Happens every time.
Federal government:
Got banned on reddit because of this post. Apparently "Die scum" is a threat of violence. Had no intention of pursuing a visa and travel there to slap anyone, not sure how this was implied. Just hoped they get sweet sweet karma.
This is just a FALSE FLAG by LIBTARDS! REAL Farmers would NEVER Ask for SOCIALIST HANDOUTS!
Wait what? That's socialism!
Silly farmers, bailouts are for billionaires.
64% of Ark 'n saw voted for orange pedo.
Exactly....enjoy!
You're stupid. They think you're stupid too. You thought that the democrats were going to make you gay so you voted against your own interest. Now ICE is stealing your employees, your crops cost more in other countries, and nobody will help because you aren't billionaires.
No. Fail. Someone less stupid will take your place.
Blackrock will buy distressed farms for pennies on the dollar. Then watch food prices.
I’m already watching food prices!!!!!
watching food prices intensifies
Electricity bill sneaks up behind you
Th-thanks, AI data centres, very cool.
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I would feel a lot more "leopards ate my face" about this if I could actually see that any of these people voted for the leopards, rather than merely being members of demographics that tended to vote leopard.
So go take a survey.
Oh wait, we did last November.
Tell me farmers are statically more leftist than average.
The whole county is red. It's statistically likely they wanted leopards but I'll agree it'd be nice to confirm.
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I’m sure some corporate farming conglomerate will be happy to buy their farms on the cheap.
Have the day you voted for.
Maybe once they lose the farms that they inherited, they'll understand the angle where 99% of people are coming from?
Nahhh some are up for Trump raping thier kids and forgiving him and remaining loyal, so there's some brainwashed shit going on here that's beyond the scope of understanding of a sane person. Losing their farms won't "wake" them up.
It's a cult. There's no way a rational person would support someone who raped their daughter.
I think there's also a huge factor to consider where, at least in my experience, angry dummies that don't have empathy for others are also pretty bad at predicting how they themselves will act in a novel situation. It looks like this one has temporarily switched from "I am very badass" mode to "I am very christlike" mode.
Wow. I looked at his profile expecting it to be satire because of his username. Nope. Look real.
Well well well...
You mean...a handout?
Those bootstraps aren't going to pull themselves up!
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