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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

if he stole $50 from me, i could say i have paid more for less interesting shows

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Possibly even right there at Disney World

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Cirque de soliel?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm ok with this. Only cause I hate Disney on a deep level

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can now also hate them on an even deeper level because of their complete capitulation to the fascist regime.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago

Apparently, you can hate them on a deep enough level to where scuba gear is required...

[–] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Just stopped by to say "Fuck Disney!"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago