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In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu called the growing MAGA conspiracy a ‘monstrous big lie.’

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

So….? They did?

Well we know it wasn’t Russia since no windows were involved.

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[–] devedeset@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Somewhere in Iran a propaganda operative is sitting proud

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

People, i know his goons gun down children in Gaza on the regular, but if you read the article it explains that several maggats have been accusing him of having a grudge against Kirk for his recent opposition to the aforementioned gunning down of children.

TLDR: He's not saying it out of the blue. People have been accusing him

[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Everyone's taking the 'what an odd thing to feel obligated to announce at all' view/reaction
Does anyone else have an internal critic that starts also screaming "wait, they also know everyone can't react any other way--are they banking on us being unable to let go of the numerous suspicions that will continue to live rent-free in our minds for days?"

I know I'm being paranoid, but please someone help bring me back down to a level-headed take on this matter I beg you!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're being paranoid. On this matter. Calm your tits. Hope that helps.

Yes, there was a ludicrous conspiracy theory that Israel took him out. This is a genocidal nation-state leader calling bullshit. It's bullshit. You tits. Calm them.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

In other news, Hamas formally states it was not using Charlie Kirk as a human shield, Israeli strike totally unjustified.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Charlie Kirk was supposed to be of the maga faction that supported Israel. Why would Bibi want to whack him?

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

He was going anti Israel for a little while

I guess now we need to figure that out.

[–] jenings@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Well I’m convinced

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's clear that Zionist supremacism was a central issue in the murder. Netanyahu's absurdity statement proves it.

There are 2 wings of Christofascism. The dominant Zionist first, Judeo-Christofascism, and the obvious alternative of Groyper/Fuentes concern that Israel first rule over America feels wrong. Qatari funding to be against Zionist supremacist rule over America is simply not needed to understand that Israel first means Americans last.

Robinson, if he did it, seemed to be of Groyper wing of Christofascim. Kirk distancing himself from Ackman's Zionist absolutism, would make sense for Kirk's credibility even if devoted, as Netanyahu confirms, to Zionist supremacism rule over America. Kirk simply cannot be as demonic as Ackman on genocide and absolutist rule, and have his audience take him seriously.

It's not as though the US is going to investigate Ackman, Trump and anti-Mamdani mega donor, for any role in this, anymore than they let the dancing Israelis "there to document the event" flee the US after 9/11.

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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Charlir Kirk was veey pro-Israel most of his career, but lately he had been turning against Israel. It is consistent and beliavable that Israel had him killed.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Believable except for the part where there is zero evidence

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Israel is famous for assassinating people across the world. It is consistent with the Israeli MO.

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Well there goes the Republicans plan to label Tyler as part of Hamas.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Is this the sound of a bunch of chickens, coming home to roost?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Israel admits they helped radicalize the right wing shooter.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So they did, huh?

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