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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Tbf, schools are sort of indoctrination camps.

That said, getting rid of school so that kids would end up learning 0%, instead of the currently 50% useful stuff* isn't exactly gonna solve problems.

(*since the other 50% is indoctrination)

The far right doesn't really want to get rid of school, they just want to control more of it so that instead of the 50% center-right indoctrination, it'd become 100% far right nationalist indoctrination with their agenda instead.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I suspect that this time, they want to get rid of the children too.

These "people" want to snuff out humanity itself. They have AI now and each other.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I suspect that this time, they want to get rid of the children too.

The pedophiles won't be too happy about that.

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

outlaw education! and any television that isnt state propaganda! and also we need reeducation camps! and private corporations that we deem against us will be nationalized! also we need a one party system! because freedom is literally communist and 1984! ..type shit

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

EDUCATION is Terrorism!

-~~Republicans Banning Books!~~ ~~Republicans DEFENDING School Shooters!~~ Republicans trying to Save The Children!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

go back to drinking, you homeless looking drunk.

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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're just a few steps from calling blue cities Hamas and trying to flatten them

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

since they cant read, we can change it to HUMMUS, or they can misinterpret as HUMUS.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't be surprised if fiction becomes reality...

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

what happened in Utah? did nature heal itself?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

This is so surprising

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah that's right and so should libraries and fire stations and grocery stores just to be on the safe side!!!

S/

[–] f1error@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

When will someone end this mouth-breathing waste? In one-on-one combat, I will happily end him if the coward agrees. I'll even do it on live TV/Streaming. I'm 54, overweight (230lb) and WAY out of shape, very flabby ( I still make sweet-potato hitler look FAT), and untrained. And I will still beat the shit-eater Bannon. He's all talk and all useless.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Schools are not terrorists. What on earth is Steve Bannon saying ?

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