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[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Only makes sense.

Where would Hitler feel more at home; Heaven or Hell?

/s

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Lol. Gggggghost!

No he didn't but maybe my hell is his heaven?

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Well, he's the guy who killed Hitler, so...

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Absolutely in line with the mindset of the current government, yes.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

This is nothing new. Christians have been treating this as a thought exercise for eighty ish years and evangelicals and Mormons have periodically decided it was brownie points for them to forgive hitler.

There was an article thirty or so years back that did a deep dive on orson scott card that argued the Ender Series was a thinly veiled example of this.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Fun fact, heaven as described in all religions doesen't exist, Ergo that "expert" is wrong.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

if this person does not believe in universal salvation then they are not going to heaven.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The basic universal question: which lied first? Trump or Fox?

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Depends on what the lie is.

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