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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released
(www.dailystar.co.uk)
It's the only possible explanation!
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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After reading most of the article, because frankly even that was too much, it sounds like it's people on Twitter trolling them.
Maybe it eventually got some buy-in from the unraptured, but doesn't appear to be where the idea started.
God wants the epstein files
What would an all knowing all seeing God want with some files ? (Or a starship?)
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I don’t get it, Rapture was released back in 1981 by Blondie…
~~Is she~~ Are they doing a remaster?
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You can listen to any song any time you want these days, what's the problem?
Oh Jesus.