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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 5 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I will rob a bank just to burn those notes.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

Good! BETTER a WHITE MAN than ANY Women or Blacks or Gays! And if this Offends you SUCK IT UP this is what Charlie Kirk preached!

[–] gary@piefed.world 12 points 5 days ago

Of course they wanna make him into a fucking commemorative coin lmao perfect thing to sell on antenna tv informercials

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Make it a bill so we can wipe our ass with it. Burn it. Deface it. All that fun stuff.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They'll be going full China and make it a crime to deface the dear leader.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Trump will be in deep trouble for all that orange paint he sprays on Dear Leader's face.

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

A fresh attempt at currency devaluation

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

A much more original way to devalue your currency than the Romans.

May it go to zero.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

More repulsive white men on currency. Yay!

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Horst Wessel

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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Nazi's do not belong on currency. Also he was a nobody podcaster. He will be forgotten about and he is just another right wing murder statistic.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Please let it be a low denomination coin so I can have trains run over his face.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

the strokes didn't work, but seeing Charlie's massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.

say hello to president couchfucker.

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

A podcaster? For fuck sakes guys.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hope you don't mind metal coins.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Hey, don’t kink shame my ass pennies fetish

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

BOYCOTT MONEY!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you have no power over me - cashless people

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about

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