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[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can a woman confirm he's more attractive this way?

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tbf it was a popular style at the invention of the gas mask (because any more could fuck up the seal and leak through), with WWIII possibly around the corner, the Charlie might make a comeback.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Meh, I don't think a mustache is going to help with a drone swarm...

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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Sporting the Roman Mustache i see.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jesus christ! WTF is going on?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I've had enough dumb for the week.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I imagine it has the same effect as when animals use wild colours to deter predators. Except it's the reverse and instead an easy sign he's a predator.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I couldn’t read the article on mobile because it keeps jumping around as ads load and change

Thanks raw story for making so much money off a Hitler stunt. Surely the there’s no lib hypocrisy in that

Sorry about that. I use uBlock Origin, so I don't always notice these things.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago

There is a point where ignoring trolls no longer works. You have to deal with their bullshit.

Alex Jones used to be such a troll. He isn't anymore. If he didn't do this, people would continue to forget he exists.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 9 points 4 days ago

So the tan suit wass also intentional? Right? Like he's trying to look like Hitler.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

And so a lot of people are sick of it, but they're not very sophisticated and have not actually studied that Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."

Really? I had no idea!

Alex Jones obviously bad mental health issues but lately he really went off the deep end. I'd almost feel sorry for the dude, almost...

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Check out the knowledge fight podcast if you haven't already.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Those are the guys we keep being told not to call Nazis because it's "too polarizing".

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

He looks like he was taking a shit in the dark and got an itch on his upper lip mid-wipe.

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