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[–] rockmeat@feddit.org 107 points 3 days ago (3 children)

A sad and repulsive attempt of Alex Jones to get attention so he can continue his grifting

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago

So he can pay the victims of the sandy hook shooting, right?

right?

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

And look, it's working!

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

The perfect summary of his activities.

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago

StOp CaLlInG uS nAzIs!

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

This version of the Mr. potato head toy banned in France.

Seriously, just try not to see it now. A little pair of brown leather baby shoes under his chin.

Woke Mr. Potato head now on sale.

Holly fuck… they just write themselves at this point.

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

How can a dude this repulsive say with a straight face that women were “throwing their panties at him” for any reason much less because of his stupid mustache

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I mean… just think about the women who would be interested in Alex Jones at all and that’s all you need to know.

They either look or think like him. Neither is good.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Big women, strong women, tears streaming down their faces saying SIR! Can we please adorn your tooth brushed mustachio with our undergarments?

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 5 points 3 days ago

The most repulsive dudes are often the people most desperate to appear like women would literally die to be with them.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I can imagine women throwing all kinds of things at him. Maybe some of them have run out of sharp or blunt things to throw and went for what they had.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good news, if this catches on then it'll be easier to identify who needs to get punched in the fucking face!

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And it gives you something specific to punch at

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I… you know, I imagined a bunch of versions of this, but none of them look nearly as bad as the real thing.

W. O. W.

Somebody throw that blotchy fuck a tube of… Well, hell almost anything. I think toothpaste would improve that situation.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I gladly invite him to germany. :3

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Being a white guy that has German features, classical German features, and with a Hitler mustache, and it was very interesting,"

Apparently, he believes he would fit right in!

"Classical German features" is honestly one of the worst things you could possibly say.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

Oh he will. RIGHT IN JAIL!

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

Look Who’s Back…

[–] RaoulDuke@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 days ago

Him being fat has nothing to do with how repulsive he is

[–] thelittleerik@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

When Lukashenko falls asleep first at a party.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Isn't he married? So does he mean that his wife has a real thing for short Austrian painters, or like...is he admitting something else?

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

You can’t beat stupidl.