Ah yes. The great tyranny of checks notes digital payment processing
You know, we already have this in Brazil. The countryside has not, in fact, been burninated. In fact, last I checked we'd been schooling the first worlders on how to actually handle fascists.
Oh and we never had to bend the knee to MasterCard's forced purity rules because our digital payment system isn't privatised unlike yall's.
You need to lay off the shrooms, mate. They're fucking with your mind.