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58M Pounds of Corn Dogs and Sausage-On-A-Stick Products Recalled Because Wood Pieces May Be Inside (www.usnews.com)
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[–] jared@mander.xyz 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think we need a recall community.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago

Yeah I agree

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Duh, they're supposed to have a stick in them!

/joke

[–] RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

It’s in the batter.

I was quite confused when I went to go buy some at Sam’s Club and there was two sections of soft pretzels.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago

Wait until they hear about popsicles.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah... They're supposed to? 🤨