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Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shooters (www.facilitiesdive.com)

submitted 1 month ago by artifex@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this idea.

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[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

theres some gnarly drones. like explosive drones that travel in groups of hundreds. theres nothing you can do when a sea of drones come at you endlessly.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

And truancy!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Can't concentrate with all the humming and weird pop noises!

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think this seems ridiculous, but there is a genuine problem that isn't being solved in better ways, and a police force who refuse to enter a school under an active threat until it's too late. I guess something is better than nothing?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

2028: there have been 37 fatal school hackings so far this year

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