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~~Don’t~~ be evil.
“Vulnerable” go fuck yourself with a white-hot steel dildo.
Nope. Our tax dollars pay for their existence. They're not a vulnerable group, they're our employees.
"Hey. Don’t I pay your salary? ... You’re a public servant; get me a glass of water."
RIP George.
The current trend is workplace surveillance, if they're our employees aren't we supposed to be be tracking their every move and timing their bathroom breaks to the picosecond?
Google Calls Gestapo Agents a Vulnerable Group, Removes Gestapo-Spotting App ‘Red Dot’
Poor little guys
Grand Play.
We need to start eating these scum bags
I’m honestly fine if we just compost them.
Let them bloat and play pop the richie
You do you I guess