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[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Heil Agent Orange 🍊🧡

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 26 points 21 hours ago

~~Don’t~~ be evil.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 20 points 20 hours ago

“Vulnerable” go fuck yourself with a white-hot steel dildo.

[–] Vertelleus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Why does it have to be an app? Why can't it be just a webpage?

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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Nope. Our tax dollars pay for their existence. They're not a vulnerable group, they're our employees.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

"Hey. Don’t I pay your salary? ... You’re a public servant; get me a glass of water."

RIP George.

[–] potatopotato@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago

The current trend is workplace surveillance, if they're our employees aren't we supposed to be be tracking their every move and timing their bathroom breaks to the picosecond?

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

Google Calls Gestapo Agents a Vulnerable Group, Removes Gestapo-Spotting App ‘Red Dot’

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago

Use !linuxphones@lemmy.ca to boycott fascist enablers.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 21 hours ago

Poor little guys

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Grand Play.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

We need to start eating these scum bags

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I’m honestly fine if we just compost them.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago

Let them bloat and play pop the richie

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

You do you I guess

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